the best of #iphone5. no, wait - #iphone4s.

Among the whys, WTFs and "When is iPhone5 out?", Twitter, while heavily permeated by disappointment, delivered at least some comic relief:

designmilk Design Milk 

I was really hoping to see Tim Cook in a black mock turtleneck and jeans. #iphone5

Rove Rove McManus 

I think I like Apple's other grey-haired guy with glasses better. #iPhone4S

collinspencer Spencer Collins 

Why is no one making Tom Cruise/whatshername jokes. Isn't their daughter named Suri? #iphone5

TheDrunkySingle The Drunky Single 

I'll buy the #iphone5 if it hovers over water & the ground & follows its owner when drunk otherwise Ill still lose/drop it at some point.

Don_Cote Hector Hernandez 

“I expected a unicorn but all Daddy gave me was a pony!” #iphone4s

frigginbrownie Mike Brown 

Just heard that the new season of Arrested Development will be exclusive to the never to be released #iphone5