in a relationship.

There was a time when I thought computers were stupid. ("there was a time" refers to when I was about 10 and very much preferred to run around in the woods in Finland playing make believe.)

I was wrong.

COMPUTERS ARE AWESOME.

My boyfriend's name is Sony Vaio (ooh brand endorsement!). Unfortunately I cheat on him. Loads. With this guy called Apple Mac (ooh brand endorsement 2!). There's this place, sort of like a computer brothel I guess, where I go every day because my boyfriend can't satisfy me.

(Membership is pretty expensive though, £5900.00, but you get this nice card that lets you in 24/7. The expression "value for your money" has taken on a completely new meaning.)

I don't even feel bad. My conscious is as clear as the sky was in Midsomer Murders season 4 episode 11. (Seriously, I love that show.)

....okey. Never write a blog post after a 12-hour work day.