that's not your name.

I've got something I need to get off my chest. Something fairly trivial (which, completely off topic, is something I consider to be a good indication that you're really good friends with someone, when you're allowed to be the most airheaded version of yourself and you don't care.)

Aaaanyways, here it goes.
People using numbers in their Twitter names (like johnw3) annoys the Friday morning coffee out of me. Because to me, those numbers simply suggest that:

a) you weren't quick enough to claim the name you actually wanted

b) you've got zero creativity in terms of coming up with an alternative name

c) you're probably still using Hotmail (not a good look)

Ahhhhh. Exhales. There! I said it! Judge away.


Okey, hold on. In order to make sure there wasn't a johnw3 on Twitter who would accidentally stumble across this post and take offense I searched it. And such a person exists. And he might just be the Holy Grail of Comedy on Twitter:

I've never given anyone a #FF shout out before but John, you're an absolute legend so:
#FF @johnw3


Note: @NatashaDownes88 is excluded from this due to her wisdom.